Greetings Earthlings
January 27th, 2007 by dauna
My name is Zo’zemzipneek and I come from the planet Ashtray (this is the closest pronounciation in your inferior language). On my homeworld math is a thing detested, as those most fascinated with numbers and their language are ultimately insane. Words are the foundation of our society.
Why, the price of a vowel these days alone would shock you and don’t even ask about adjectives. To come here, to an Earth so word-rich it is a shocking change, and a welcome vacation. I gather your words to sell on Ashtray. Your internet and books are so full of words that you shall not miss them.
Please, speak more, waste your words foolish humans for you are making me very rich.
Your future master,
Zo’zemzipneek
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